1. Apple juice can be better than wine.
2. Children play in the universal language of fun - and every playground is an opportunity to make new friends.
3. Anytime daddy gives you permission to touch a boob, you take it!
4. There is nothing that a little pasta, risotto or ham can't cure!
5. Chocolate is always an appropriate snack!
6. A carousel is the best thing ever even after the fifth time around!
7. It's okay to stop and take a break every once in a while.
8. It's rude to pass a good friend and not say hello!
9. Any trip is better if you can share it with good friends.
10. Always pack sensible footwear!
Submitted as part of Mama Kat's writing workshop.